Christians are straight up FREAKS
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You took a bar mat shot.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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