Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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