hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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