Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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