She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
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