so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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