we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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