Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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