he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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