No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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