State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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