I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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