Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Come share oat with me in your robe
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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