he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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