I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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