I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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