She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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