Porn is love you can see.
zippers are such a cool invention
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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