Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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