Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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