Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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