I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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