Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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