You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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