dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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