we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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