this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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