GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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