At least make sure they are 18
Why
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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