what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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