I can't watch pbs sober anymore
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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They have beer where we have blood.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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