Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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