she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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