If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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