Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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