I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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