Don't make out with my wife yet
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
