You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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