I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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