1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
We are two peas in an std pod
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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