somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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