Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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