love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I think i got beer on your cat.
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