shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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