just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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