dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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