Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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