No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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