Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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