just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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