She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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