break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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