I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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