There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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