don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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