this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
How naked do you want me to be?
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