So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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