why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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