Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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