Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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